I've been feeling foolish, you should try it
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Consider the fact that for 3.8 billion years, a period of time older than the Earth’s mountains and rivers and oceans, every one of your forebears on both sides has been attractive enough to find a mate, healthy enough to reproduce, and sufficiently blessed by fate and circumstances to live long enough to do so. Not one of your pertinent ancestors was squashed, devoured, drowned, starved, stranded, stuck fast, untimely wounded, or otherwise deflected from its life’s quest of delivering a tiny charge of genetic material to the right partner at the right moment in order to perpetuate the only possible sequence of hereditary combinations that could result — eventually, astoundingly, and all too briefly — in you.
- Bill Bryson - from A Short History of Nearly Everything (via slothnorentropy)
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Gene Belcher - Feminist

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chainsawpunk5:

when will the oversexualization of women’s costumes end

chainsawpunk5:

when will the oversexualization of women’s costumes end

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denchgang:

amoyed:

hey where my baes at

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denchgang:

amoyed:

baes, not bees

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